Monday, January 18, 2010

Diet quotes....Just 'cause :-)

These are funny ones that I really like-----

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers." ~Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


And serious ones that I think are really true!!

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

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